Christmas Lunch / Рождественский обед

Alice: Ok, who is for turkey and all the trimmings?

All: Me!

Helen: Let’s pull the cracker first! Michael, pull one with me Alice you pull one with Tim.           

Tim: Ok, here goes!

Helen: I won!

Tim: And so did I!

Michael: What did you get?

Helen: A hat, a key-ring and a joke. Are you ready? OK. "What do you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?"

All: We don’t know!

Helen: "Cool music"!

Tim: Ha, ha, very funny!

All: Ah! Merry Christmas!